Fillies and gentlecolts, lo and behold, I am The Phantom Creamer. Devious, mischievous and master of dairy espionage. Hold on to your muffins, you'll never know when or where the Creamer will strike next.
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
If you think dirty thoughts about me I’ll get offended if you don’t share them with me
Yeah this is all fun and games until some stranger on the internet tells you he wants to fuck your armpit
- Bisexuals originate from a small island called “Bigeo”, which sunk along with Atlantis.
- Unlike non-bisexuals, bisexual people have three sets of teeth, not two.
- When in contact with romantic emotions, bisexuals secrete a chemical which, in large doses, causes orgies.
- Bisexuals have no sweat glands, instead, pure happiness leaks from their skin to keep them cool.
- Only bisexuals and dogs can hear the wind singing at dawn.
Number 4 is one of three things we have in common with unicorns. :3
That’s because we share part of the bisexual genome with mythical creatures such as unicorns, and to a lesser extent the god of the sea, Poseidon.
The Stanley Parable, a game about choice and massive sarcasm.
Everyone needs to play The Stanley Parable at least once. It is a wonderful game and this photoset only conveys a small amount of the wonderfulness contained within.
This game is messed up let me tell you. Messed up, but good.